as told to Helen Chappell
| According to "Captain Wimpy's
      Bird Book and Field Guide to North American Wildlife", the gackle (gacklia withane
      underwoodia) is a velvety purple bird that lives on chocolate and tea.  Captain Wimpy and Roger Tory
      Peterson had a big falling out over the gackle, and as a consequence, the late Dr.
      Peterson refused to list this bird in his famous guidebook. Following his example, the
      Audubon Society marched out of the Gackle Conference of 1966 en masse in what was later
      known in ornithological circles as The Gackle Debacle. Toward the end of his career, Dr.
      Peterson had a change of heart and admitted that the gackle, a lovely songbird, and the
      grackle, a noisy, quarrelsome pest, were two separate species. But it was already too late
      for Captain Wimpy, who had disappeared into Tibet while on expedition to locate the cawing
      Kevvie bird.  Some people have
      mistaken the grackle for the gackle and added it to their life lists under the wrong name.
  Since the gackle is
      extremely elusive, preferring to live in deep, isolated woodland areas, high in the
      canopies of ancient trees, very few people have seen its lush purple coloring or heard
      its melodious song, a long soprano trilling.    According to
      folklore, however, a person who hears the sweet, liquid notes of this lovely bird will be
      blessed with a magically replenished TBR pile that never runs out, infinite amounts of
      chocolate, soft places to fall down on, and if a writer, advances and royalties beyond the
      wildest dreams.   Gackles have been known to
      nest at Horseshoe, NC and other interesting places. The gackle nest is lined with soft
      purple down, and its eggs are a pale lavender speckled with golden flecks.  If one finds a gackle
      feather, it is a sign that all of one's wishes will come true. 
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